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Funny sms - 01

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

Funny sms- 02 (Submitted by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai

Father: i know, tu sab janta hai

Child: i don't know, trust me

Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai

Child: Papa bacha to doob jaiga

Funny sms - 03 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

Bulbul ka bacha andy say nikla pani mai pisla bulbul ka bacha,

khata tha khicri peta tha pani bulbul ka bacha,

mai ne udaya wapis na aya "KUTTAY KA BACHA"

Funny sms - 04 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

Aik lift ke bahir aik note likha tha,

"LADIES KA KHAS KHAYAL KARIN"

aur us kay nechay likha tha: "EK WAQT MAI SIRF 6 ADMI CHARHEIN"

Funny sms - 05 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

1 pathan ne apni "HAIR DRESSER" ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki aur nechay board laga k

"Nechay ka bal katnay ka dukan upper hai"

Funny sms - 06 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

Similarity between "U" and "PEPSI"

sweet......

cool.....

timepass.....

easily available.....

aur sab se bari similarity "DHAKAN"!!

Funny sms - 07 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

I LOVE YOU.....

YES! I LOVE YOU

SACH MAI! I LOVE YOU

PLEASE BELEIVE ME! I LOVE YOU

Kiun kay doctor kehta hai kay paglon ka ilaj pyar say hota hai

Funny sms - 08(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

Girl asked a plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass

Surgeon was surprised & asked why?

Girl:"Buinesses is gud so openning a New-Branch............

Funny sms - 09(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

Gabar: Kitnay admi the?

Samba: Sardar 2

Gabar: mujhay ginti nahi ati,2 kitnay hote hai?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 kay bad ata hai

Gabar: Aur 2 k pehlay?

Samba: 2 k pehlay 1 ata hai

Gabar: To bech mai kaun ata hai?

Samba: Koi nahi

Gabar: to phir dono aik sath kiun nahi atay?

Samba: 1 k bad hi 2 aa sakta hai q k 2, 1 se bara hai?

Gabar: 2, 1 say kitna bara hai?

Samba: 2, 1 say 1 bara hai

Gabar: Ager 2, 1 say 1 bara hai to1, se 1 kitna bara hai?

Samba: Sardar tumhari maa ki qasam, mujhay goli mar do :-)

Funny sms - 10(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)

DON

ki talash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai par DON

ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

AAP KHUSHNASEEB hai jo

DON

khud ap ko

message kar raha hai

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