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| Santa Banta
sms - 01 |
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya
hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 01 |
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon
race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are
running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are
participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar |
| Sardar Jokes
sms- 02 (Submitted
by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com) |
| Sardar
ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per
us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha
aisa kiun?
to sardar bola
"mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
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| Sardar Jokes
sms - 03 (Submitted
by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: just.raja@yahoo.com) |
Sardarji was standing in front of the
mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
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| Sardar Jokes
sms - 04 (Submitted
by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: just.raja@yahoo.com) |
ON A ROMANTIC DATE
SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE
WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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| Sardar Jokes
sms - 05 (Submitted
by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: just.raja@yahoo.com) |
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
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| Sardar Jokes
sms - 06 (Submitted
by 9885934865. Country: E-mail:badveety2@yahoo.com) |
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 07(Submitted
by lucky. Country: E-mail:dr.jozy007@yahoo.com) |
| A
friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt
answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote
'THUNK'. |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 08(Submitted
by simran. Country :Pakistan. E-mail: simran_502002@yahoo.com) |
| 1
din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai
sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 09(Submitted
by Qadim khan. Country :Pakistan. E-mail: qadimkhan@yahoo.com) |
| Sardar
went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi
di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil
murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 10 (Submitted
by Qadim khan. Country :Pakistan. E-mail: qadimkhan@yahoo.com) |
| Sardar
going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye.
mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 11(Submitted
by Parthiv. Country :India. E-mail: Breakthe_rules@yahoo.com.tw) |
| sardar
prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam
he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father
and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male
and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father
is my neighbour...!!" |
| Sardar Jokes
sms - 12 (Submitted
by hitesh. Country :India. E-mail: h.kamaria) |
| 1sardar
teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar
said good shot |
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