Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :

Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :

Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :
Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?

Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.